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A large and growing collection of Pagan humor plus a selective collection of bawdy songs and things of interests to technopagans.
         
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A Bad Fortune Cookie
Pagan Humor - A Bad Fortune Cookie
A Bishop, a Rabbi, and a Mullah
Pagan Humor - A Bishop, a Rabbi, and a Mullah
A Case Of Mistaken Identity
Pagan Humor - A Case Of Mistaken Identity
A Cat In Heaven
Pagan Humor - A Cat In Heaven
A Conversation Between The God and Goddess
Pagan Humor - A Conversation Between The God and Goddess
A Daily Prayer
Pagan Humor - A Daily Prayer
A Devilish Tattoo
Pagan Humor - A Devilish Tattoo
A Fairy Tale for Assertive Women
Pagan Humor - A Fairy Tale for Assertive Women
A Letter From A Third Grade Teacher Sent Home To Pagan Parents
Pagan Humor - A Letter From A Third Grade Teacher Sent Home To Pagan Parents
A Modest Proposal
A Modest Proposal For Preventing The Children of Poor People in Ireland from Being a Burden to Their Parents or Country, and for Making Them Beneficial to The Public
A Note Sent To The Cockpit
Humor - A Note Sent To The Cockpit
A Pagan In Hell
Pagan Humor - A Pagan In Hell
A Paraprosdokian
A Paraprosdokian
A Real New Age Mouthful
Pagan Humor - A Real New Age Mouthful
A Spell To Be Friends With Your Womb
Pagan Humor - A Spell To Be Friends With Your Womb
A Weasel Wiccan Witual
Pagan Humor - A Weasel Wiccan Witual
Address To The Unco Guid
Pagan Humor - Address To The Unco Guid
Air Travel
Pagan Humor - Air Travel
An E-Mail Note to Hector
Pagan Humor - An E-Mail Note to Hector
An Interview With God
Pagan Humor - An Interview With God
Another Helpful Household Hint
Pagan Humor - Another Helpful Household Hint
Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
Pagan Humor - Antigravity, The Feline Butterology Theory
Ass
Ass, for Idocracy fans
Assicons
Pagan Humor - Assicons
Astral Advertising: A Modern Occult Menace?
Pagan Humor - Astral Advertising: A Modern Occult Menace?
Astrology at Pooh Corner
Pagan Humor - Astrology at Pooh Corner
Atheism
Pagan Humor - Atheism
Bad Attitude
Pagan Humor - Bad Attitude
Bare Bones Third Degree Elevation
Pagan Humor - Bare Bones Third Degree Elevation
Bathing
Pagan Humor - Bathing
Be An Expert On The New Age In Five Minutes
Pagan Humor - Be An Expert On The New Age In Five Minutes
Bears In The Woods
Pagan Humor - Bears In The Woods
Become A Pope!
Pagan Humor - Become A Pope!
Bedtime Poems for Big Kids
Pagan humor
Believe It!
Pagan Humor - Believe It!
Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
Pagan Humor - Biblical Ways to Acquire a Wife
Bill Gates’s Book On Wicca
Pagan Humor - Bill Gates’s Book On Wicca
Blasphemy
Pagan Humor - Blasphemy
Bovonomicon: The Nameless Pasture
Pagan Humor - Bovonomicon: The Nameless Pasture
Can I Ask You A Question?
Pagan Humor - Can I Ask You A Question?
Cartoon Character Personality Test
Pagan Humor - Cartoon Character Personality Test
Cat Haiku
Pagan Humor - Cat Haiku
Cats! - The Real Show
Pagan Humor - Cats! - The Real Show
Cattitude!
Pagan Humor - Cattitude!
Caught In The Act
Pagan Humor - Caught In The Act
Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For Pagans
Pagan Humor - Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For Pagans
Childhood Commandments
Pagan Humor - Childhood Commandments
Children, Pull Out Your Chickens
Pagan Humor - Children, Pull Out Your Chickens
Christ Among the Leatherpeople
Pagan Humor - Christ Among the Leatherpeople
Christian Baby Soup
Pagan Humor - Christian Baby Soup
Church Attire
Humor - Church Attire
Church Bulletins
Pagan Humor - Church Bulletins
Church of All Worlds Ten Commandments
Pagan Humor - Church of All Worlds Ten Commandments
Circle Etiquette
Pagan Humor - Circle Etiquette
Couch Potato Cat
Pagan Humor - Couch Potato Cat
Coven Rules
Pagan Humor - Coven Rules
Cow Tracking
Pagan Humor - Cow Tracking
Cowans Roasting On An Open Fire
Pagan Humor - Cowans Roasting On An Open Fire
Coyote Control
Pagan Humor - Coyote Control
Creation Computer Dialog
Pagan Humor - Creation Computer Dialog
Creation Stories
Pagan humor
Cthulhu
Pagan Humor - Cthulhu
Cthulhu For Morons
Pagan Humor - Cthulu For Morons
Darth Hello Kitty
Pagan Humor - Darth Hello Kitty
Dead Puppies
Pagan Humor - Dead Puppies
Dear Doctor Laura
Pagan Humor - Dear Doctor Laura
Dear Santa
Pagan Humor - Dear Santa
Dear [Holly/Oak] King
Pagan Humor - Dear [Holly/Oak] King
Deep Trouble
Pagan Humor - Deep Trouble
Dick, Jane, and Sally
Pagan Humor - Dick, Jane, and Sally
Discipline
Pagan Humor - Discipline
Discordian Zen
Pagan Humor - Discordian Zen
Divine and Diabolical Computing
Pagan Humor - Divine and Diabolical Computing
Do It Yourself Weeping Madonna Statue
Pagan Humor - Do It Yourself Weeping Madonna Statue
Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
Poetry - Do Not Go Gentle Into That Good Night
Dog Haiku
Pagan Humor - Dog Haiku
Dog Letters to God
Pagan Humor - Dog Letters to God
Doughnuts: It Really Does Happen!
Pagan Humor - Doughnuts: It Really Does Happen!
Druid Member Evaluation
Pagan Humor - Druid Member Evaluation
Drunk Jack-o-Lantern
Pagan Humor - Drunk Jack-o-Lantern
Dysfunctional Greeting Cards
Pagan humor
Easter Has Been Cancelled
Pagan Humor - Easter Has Been Cancelled
Einstein's Theories Of Cat Behavior
Pagan Humor - Einstein's Theories Of Cat Behavior
Electric Sex
Pagan humor
Elves' Revenge
Pagan Humor - Elves' Revenge
Elvis and Godzilla
Pagan Humor - Elvis and Godzilla
Encounter At Sea
Pagan Humor - Encounter At Sea
Episcopalian Jokes
Pagan Humor - Episcopalian Jokes
Eve's Chat With God
Pagan Humor - Eve's Chat With God
Everybody's Free (To Embrace The Dark Side)
Humor - Everybody's Free (To Embrace The Dark Side)
Extreme Piercing
Pagan Humor - Extreme Piercing
Faith Based Chemistry
Pagan Humor - Faith Based Chemistry
Fashion No-Nos
Pagan Humor - Fashion No-Nos
Field Guide to Neo-Paganism
Pagan Humor - Field Guide to Neo-Paganism
Flying Spell
Pagan Humor - Flying Spell
Football As A Fertility Rite
Pagan Humor - Football As A Fertility Rite
Forbidden Cartoons
Pagan Humor - Forbidden Cartoons
Fortune Teller Jokes
Pagan Humor - Fortune Teller Jokes
Free Amazons of Ghor
Pagan Humor - Free Amazons of Ghor
French Intellectuals Join the Fight
Pagan Humor - French Intellectuals Join the Fight
Frodo Failed!
Pagan Humor - Frodo Failed!
Froggy, The Gremlin
Pagan Humor - Froggy, The Gremlin
Fun At The Airport
Pagan Humor - Fun At The Airport
Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Pagan Humor - Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart
Pagan Humor - Fun Things to Do at Wal-Mart
Genesis and Healthy Eating
Pagan Humor - Genesis and Healthy Eating
Gilligan's Rite
Pagan Humor - Gilligan's Rite
God Grants A Wish
Pagan Humor - God Grants A Wish
God's Billboards
Pagan Humor - God's Billboards
Good Advice
Pagan Humor - Good Advice
Good Luck
Pagan Humor - Good Luck
Good News and Bad News
Pagan Humor - Good News and Bad News
HPS Disease
Pagan Humor - HPS Disease
Halloween Cartoons
Pagan Humor - Halloween Cartoons
Has Anybody Seen JC?
Pagan Humor - Has Anybody Seen JC?
Have You Found Jesus?
Pagan Humor - Have You Found Jesus?
Hay
Pagan Humor - Hay
Heaven and Hell
Humor - Heaven and Hell
History of the Bovinomicon
Pagan Humor - History of the Bovinomicon
Holy Grail
Pagan Humor - Holy Grail
Home Remedies That Really Work
Pagan Humor - Home Remedies That Really Work
Homeland Security
Pagan Humor - Homeland Security
Honestly On The Bum
Pagan Humor - Honestly On The Bum
Houses To Avoid While Trick-Or-Treating
Pagan Humor - Houses To Avoid While Trick-Or-Treating
How A Dog's Brain Works
Pagan Humor - How A Dog's Brain Works
How Easter Eggs Are Made
Pagan Humor - How Easter Eggs Are Made
How Jerry Springer Could'a Been
Geek Humor - How Jerry Springer Could'a Been
How NOT To Give Back To The Earth
Pagan Humor - How NOT To Give Back To The Earth
How Not To Get Invited Back To A Circle
Pagan Humor - How Not To Get Invited Back To A Circle
How Not To Get Invited Back To Church
Pagan Humor - How Not To Get Invited Back To Church
How To Annoy Wiccans
Pagan Humor - How To Annoy Wiccans
How To Be A Big Success On Pagan Online Groups
Pagan Humor - How To Be A Big Success On Pagan Online Groups
How To Be A Cultist
Pagan Humor - How To Be A Cultist
How To Clean A Toilet
Pagan Humor - How To Clean A Toilet
How To Confuse Trick-or-Treaters
Pagan Humor - How To Confuse Trick-or-Treaters
How To Know You're A Beserker In Modern Society
Pagan Humor - How To Know You're A Beserker In Modern Society
How To Make A Magic Wand
Pagan Humor - How To Make A Magic Wand
How To Quit An E-mail List
Pagan Humor - How To Quit An E-mail List
How To Summon Ye Daemon Aleister Crowley To Visible Appearance
Pagan Humor - How To Summon Ye Daemon Aleister Crowley To Visible Appearance
How To Survive A Camping Trip
Pagan Humor - How To Survive A Camping Trip
How To Tell If Your Cat Is An Alien
Pagan Humor - How To Tell If Your Cat Is An Alien
How a Camel Gets a Hump
Pagan Humor - How a Camel Gets a Hump
How the Dinosaurs Became Extinct
Pagan Humor - How the Dinosaurs Became Extinct
How to Become A Witch in Nine Easy Lessons
Pagan Humor - How to Become A Witch in Nine Easy Lessons
How to Effectively Get Rid Of People From Every Astrological Sign
Pagan Humor - How to Effectively Get Rid Of People From Every Astrological Sign
How to Live a Long Life
Pagan Humor - How to Live a Long Life
Humpty Dumpty: The King James Version
Pagan Humor - Humpty Dumpty: The King James Version
I Am The Very Model Of An Eclectic Wiccan Pagan
Pagan Humor - I Am The Very Model Of An Eclectic Wiccan Pagan
I Am The Very Model of a Modern Esoteriscist
Pagan Humor - I Am The Very Model of a Modern Esoteriscist
I'm A Paganist And I'm OK
Pagan Humor - I'm A Paganist And I'm OK
Idiotic Religious Rivalries
Pagan Humor - Idiotic Religious Rivalries
If programming languages were religions...
Pagan Humor - If programming languages were religions...
Ignorant Pagan Introductory Message
Pagan Humor - Ignorant Pagan Introductory Message
Imbolc/Candlemas Ritual -- A Discordian Rite
Pagan Humor - Imbolc/Candlemas Ritual -- A Discordian Rite
Important Medical Announcement
Pagan Humor - Important Medical Announcement
Incomplete Snowman
Pagan Humor - Incomplete Snowman
Ineffective Daily Affirmations
Pagan Humor - Ineffective Daily Affirmations
Insanity Test
Pagan Humor - Insanity Test
Insta-Witch
Pagan Humor - Insta-Witch
Instructions For Your New Device
Pagan Humor - Instructions For Your New Device
Intelligent Creator
Pagan Humor - Intelligent Creator
Irish Joke
Pagan Humor - Irish Joke
It's In The Book
Pagan Humor - It's In The Book
It's a New Age After All
Pagan Humor - It's a New Age After All
Jesus Was A...
Pagan Humor - Jesus Was A...
Jewish Buddhism
Pagan Humor - Jewish Buddhism
Jewish Humor
Jewish Humor
Jewish Zodiac
Humor - Jewish Zodiac
Keep Christ Out Of Xmas
Pagan Humor - Keep Christ Out Of Xmas
Kissing Hank's Ass
Pagan humor - Kissing Hank's Ass
Kudzu Solstice Cartoon
Pagan Humor - Kudzu Solstice Cartoon
Lady Pixie Moondrip's Guide to Craft Names
Pagan Humor - Lady Pixie Moondrip's Guide to Craft Names
Last Rites
Humor - Last Rites
Lesser Known Gods And Goddess Of Greece
Pagan humor - Gods And Goddess Of Greece
Lightbulb Jokes
Pagan Humor - Lightbulb Jokes
Little Golden Books That Never Made It
Pagan Humor - Little Golden Books That Never Made It
Loki Loves Me
Pagan Humor - Loki Loves Me
Loki's Commandments
Pagan Humor - Loki's Commandments
Luang Prabang
Pagan Humor - Luang Prabang
Lysistrata: The Classic Greek Anti-War Comedy
Humor - Lysistrata: The Classic Greek Anti-War Comedy
Mail Order Witchcraft
Pagan Humor - Mail Order Witchcraft
Mammogram Poem
Pagan Humor - Mammogram Poem
Marriage in Heaven
Pagan Humor - Marriage in Heaven
Martha Stewart vs. Me
Pagan Humor - Martha Stewart vs. Me
Martha Stewart's Necromancy
Pagan Humor - Martha Stewart's Necromancy
Martha Stewart's Pagan Yule
Pagan Humor - Martha Stewart's Pagan Yule
McWicca
Pagan Humor - McWicca
Meaningful Things
Pagan Humor - Meaningful Things
Mel Gibson's Father Convinces Jews To Give Up World Control
Humor - Mel Gibson's Father Convinces Jews To Give Up World Control
Memo To Hospital Staff
Pagan Humor - Memo To Hospital Staff
Mirror, Mirror
Pagan Humor - Mirror, Mirror
Mistaken Assumption
Pagan Humor - Mistaken Assumption
Moses, The Editor
Humor - Moses, The Editor
Naming of Parts
Pagan Humor - Naming of Parts
Negative Banishing Ritual of the Esoteric Erisian Order of the Python EEOP)
Pagan Humor - Negative Banishing Ritual of the Esoteric Erisian Order of the Python EEOP)
Negative People
Pagan Humor - Negative People
New Age Barbies
Pagan Humor - New Age Barbies
New Element Discovered
Pagan Humor - New Element Discovered
New Religions
Pagan Humor - New Religions
No More, No More Cthulhu, Brave Boys
Pagan Humor - No More, No More Cthulhu, Brave Boys
Nuddhism
Pagan Humor - Nuddhism
Numbers of The Beast
Pagan Humor - Numbers of The Beast
Nuns in Transylvania
Pagan Humor - Nuns in Transylvania
Ode To The Little Brown Shack
Pagan Humor - Ode To The Little Brown Shack
Old vs. New Magic
Pagan Humor - Old vs. New Magic
On-Line Coven Initiation Ritual Log
Pagan Humor - On-Line Coven Initiation Ritual Log
One Nation Under Cthulhu
Pagan Humor - One Nation Under Cthulhu
One Nation, Under God
Pagan Humor - One Nation, Under God
One-Liners
Pagan Humor - One-Liners
Oreo™ Cookie Divination
Pagan Humor - Oreo™ Cookie Divination
Oreo™ Psycho-Personality Test
Pagan Humor - Oreo™ Psycho-Personality Test
Overnight Karma
Pagan Humor - Overnight Karma
PMS In The Bible
Pagan Humor - PMS In The Bible
Pagan ABCs
Pagan Humor - Pagan ABCs
Pagan Fish
Pagan Humor - Pagan Fish
Pagan Football
Pagan Humor - Pagan Football
Pagan Prayer Time
Pagan Humor - Pagan Prayer Time
Pagan Public Safety Annoucement
Pagan Humor - Pagan Public Safety Annoucement
Pagan Standard Time Clock
Pagan Humor - Pagan Standard Time Clock
Pagan-Easter Crossover Symbols
Pagan Humor - Pagan-Easter Crossover Symbols
Pagans In Heaven
Pagan Humor - Pagans In Heaven
Pedophile Priests
Cartoons - Pedophile Priests
Perpetual Bubble Wrap
Pagan Humor - Perpetual Bubble Wrap
Perverted Carols
Pagan Humor - Perverted Carols
Phrases You Wish You Could Say At Work
Pagan Humor - Phrases You Wish You Could Say At Work
Plastic Christmas
Pagan Humor - Plastic Christmas
Plastic Cthulhu
Pagan Humor - Plastic Cthulhu
Plastic Jesus
Pagan Humor - Plastic Jesus
Politically Correct Holiday Greetings
Pagan Humor - Politically Correct Holiday Greetings
Polytheist Creation Story
Pagan Humor - Polytheist Creation Story
Pooh Goes Apeshit
Pagan humor - Pooh Goes Apeshit
Pope Benedict
Pagan Humor - Pope Benedict
Praise to Caffeina
Pagan Humor - Praise to Caffeina
Psychic Hotline
Pagan Humor - Psychic Hotline
Puns
Pagan Humor - Puns
Puppies
Pagan Humor - Puppies
Purple Death
Pagan Humor - Purple Death
Raising Kids
Pagan Humor - Raising Kids
Random Thesis
Pagan Humor - Random Thesis
Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained
Pagan Humor - Reasons Why Men Should Not Be Ordained
Reasons Why You Don't Want To Be A Pagan
Pagan Humor - Reasons Why You Don't Want To Be A Pagan
Redneck Astrological Signs
Pagan Humor - Redneck Astrological Signs
Redneck Charge of the Goddess
Pagan Humor - Redneck Charge of the Goddess
Religious Real Estate
Pagan Humor - Religious Real Estate
Religious Truths
Pagan Humor - Religious Truths
Ritual Evaluation Form
Pagan Humor - Ritual Evaluation Form
Ritual Meditation and Diet for Stress Reduction
Pagan Humor - Ritual Meditation and Diet for Stress Reduction
Ritual of the Blessed Motherboard
Pagan Humor - Ritual of the Blessed Motherboard
Rude Things To Do On Airplanes
Pagan Humor - Rude Things To Do On Airplanes
Rules For Being Human
Pagan humor - Rules For Being Human
Safe Witch Kit
Pagan Humor - Safe Witch Kit
Sam Hain
Pagan Humor - Sam Hain
Santa's Wisdom Teachings
Pagan Humor - Santa's Wisdom Teachings
Santa: Man or Myth?
Pagan Humor - Santa: Man or Myth?
Scatotheology
Pagan Humor - Scatotheology (Religious Shit Happens)
Science vs. Intelligent Design
Pagan Humor - Science vs. Intelligent Design
Shaggy Duck Story
Pagan Humor - Shaggy Duck Story
Signs That You Are Addicted to Coffee
Pagan Humor - Signs That You Are Addicted to Coffee
Signs That You Are Too Old For Halloween
Pagan Humor - Signs That You Are Too Old For Halloween
Signs That You Have Had Too Much To Drink
Pagan Humor - Signs That You Have Had Too Much To Drink
Signs That You May Be A Bubba Wiccan
Pagan Humor - Signs That You May Be A Bubba Wiccan
Signs That You May Be A Military Pagan
Pagan Humor - Signs That You May Be A Military Pagan
Signs That You May Be A Pagan
Pagan Humor - Signs That You May Be A Pagan
Signs That You May Be A Redneck Jedi
Pagan Humor - Signs That You May Be A Redneck Jedi
Signs That You May Be A Rocky Horror Fanatic
Pagan Humor - Signs That You May Be A Rocky Horror Fanatic
Signs That You May Be A TechnoPagan
Pagan Humor - Signs That You May Be A TechnoPagan
Signs That You May Be a Redneck Pagan
Pagan Humor - Signs That You May Be a Redneck Pagan
Signs That You May Be a Yuppie Pagan
Pagan Humor - Signs That You May Be a Yuppie Pagan
Signs That You Need More Room For Ritual
Pagan Humor - Signs That You Need More Room For Ritual
Signs That You’re At A Bad Rennaisance Faire
Pagan Humor - Signs That You’re At A Bad Rennaisance Faire
Signs That You’re Facing a "Wannabe"
Pagan Humor - Signs That You’re Facing a "Wannabe"
Signs That You’re In The Wrong Religion
Pagan Humor - Signs That You’re In The Wrong Religion
Signs That You’re Watching A Bad Horror Movie
Pagan Humor - Signs That You’re Watching A Bad Horror Movie
Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination
Pagan Humor - Signs That Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination
Signs That Your Child Might Be a Witch
Pagan Humor - Signs That Your Child Might Be a Witch
Signs That Your Coven Is Getting Older
Pagan Humor - Signs That Your Coven Is Getting Older
Signs That Your Coworker Didn't Strictly Observe the Jewish Holiday
Humor - Signs That Your Coworker Didn't Strictly Observe the Jewish Holiday
Signs That Your Mobile Home is Haunted
Pagan Humor - Signs That Your Mobile Home is Haunted
Signs That Your Neighbor Might Be A Witch
Pagan Humor - Signs That Your Neighbor Might Be A Witch
Signs That Your Parent Might Be A Witch
Pagan Humor - Signs That Your Parent Might Be A Witch
Slacker Wicca: A Short FAQ
Pagan Humor - Slacker Wicca: A Short FAQ
Some People Are Very Flexible
Pagan Humor - Some People Are Very Flexible
Sometimes...
Pagan Humor - Sometimes...
Spell to Stop Web Addiction
Pagan Humor - Spell to Stop Web Addiction
Spells That Actually Work
Pagan humor
Spotted Owls
Pagan Humor - Spotted Owls
St. Patrick's Day
Pagan Humor - St. Patrick's Day
Star Trek Guide to Neo-Paganism
Pagan Humor - Star Trek Guide to Neo-Paganism
Strength, Ability, and Intelligence
Pagan Humor - Strength, Ability, and Intelligence
Stupid Sex Laws
Pagan humor
Suing God
Humor - Suing God
Swearing Mexican Jesus
Pagan Humor - Swearing Mexican Jesus
Symbolic Great Rite Blessings
Pagan Humor - Symbolic Great Rite Blessings
Talkin' Wicca Blues
Pagan Humor - Talkin' Wicca Blues
Tarot for Recovering Pagan Fanatics
Pagan Humor - Tarot for Recovering Pagan Fanatics
Teen Christian Kit
Pagan Humor - Teen Christian Kit
Testa De Cazi
Pagan Humor - Testa De Cazi
Thanksgiving For Turkeys
Pagan Humor - Thanksgiving For Turkeys
The Actor
Humor - The Actor
The Amish Virus
Pagan Humor - The Amish Virus
The Ancient Goddess Barbi: Historical Views from the Year 5000
Pagan Humor - The Ancient Goddess Barbi: Historical Views from the Year 5000
The Arkansas Quarter
Pagan Humor - The Arkansas Quarter
The Betty Crocker Cult
Pagan Humor - The Betty Crocker Cult
The Book Of The In-Laws
Pagan Humor - The Book Of The In-Laws
The Burgler
Pagan Humor - The Burgler
The Caffeinated Cross
Pagan Humor - The Caffeinated Cross
The Candles Are Blowing Out Again
Pagan Humor - The Candles Are Blowing Out Again
The Cats' Creation Story
Pagan Humor - The Cats' Creation Story
The Charge Of The Credit Card Goddess
Pagan Humor - The Charge Of The Credit Card Goddess
The Charge of The Phone Goddess
Pagan Humor - The Charge of The Phone Goddess
The Charge of the Beeotch
Pagan Humor - The Charge of the Beeotch
The Charge of the Gawdess
Pagan Humor - The Charge of the Gawdess
The Cheerleader Tradition
Pagan Humor - The Cheerleader Tradition
The Chickens' Complaint
Pagan Humor - The Chickens' Complaint
The Chocolate Ritual
Pagan Humor - The Chocolate Ritual
The Chosen People... Again!
Pagan Humor - The Chosen People... Again!
The Christians and the Pagans
Pagan Humor - The Christians and the Pagans
The Church of Danae
Pagan Humor - The Church of Danae
The Comic Prayer
Pagan Humor - The Comic Prayer
The Companion
Pagan Humor - The Companion
The Coven at Pooh Corner
Pagan Humor - The Coven at Pooh Corner
The Day The Elves Won The Lottery
Pagan Humor - The Day The Elves Won The Lottery
The Difference Between A Spell Checker and A Spelling Checker
Pagan Humor - The Difference Between A Spell Checker and A Spelling Checker
The Duty God
Pagan Humor - The Duty God
The Easter Bunny Gets A Rude Awakening
Pagan Humor - The Easter Bunny Gets A Rude Awakening
The Evil Emperor Revealed!
The Evil Emperor Revealed!
The First Organized Religion
Pagan Humor - The First Organized Religion
The First Page Of The Bible
Pagan Humor - The First Page Of The Bible
The Futility Goddess
Pagan Humor - The Futility Goddess
The Garden of Eden
Pagan Humor - The Garden of Eden
The God Of The Month Club
Pagan Humor - The God Of The Month Club
The Gods of Knitting
Pagan Humor - The Gods of Knitting
The Gods' Questionnaire
Pagan Humor - The Gods' Questionnaire
The Hand of the Almighty (God Will Fuck You Up)
Pagan Humor - The Hand of the Almighty (God Will Fuck You Up)
The Hermit
Pagan Humor - The Hermit
The Initiation Ritual Into the Mystery Cult of Bill the Cat
Pagan Humor - The Initiation Ritual Into the Mystery Cult of Bill the Cat
The Irish Prostitute
Pagan Humor - The Irish Prostitute
The KKK And Asatru
Pagan Humor - The KKK And Asatru
The Kvetch of the Goddess
Pagan Humor - The Kvetch of the Goddess
The LOL Cat Rede
Pagan Humor - The LOL Cat Rede
The Lair of Great Cthulhu
Pagan Humor - The Lair of Great Cthulhu
The Lesser Banishing Ritual Of The Line Segment
Pagan Humor - The Lesser Banishing Ritual Of The Line Segment
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of The Mother-In-Law
Pagan Humor - The Lesser Banishing Ritual of The Mother-In-Law
The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Casserole
Pagan Humor - The Lesser Banishing Ritual of the Casserole
The Lesser Elvis Banishing Ritual Of The Sequined Pentagram
Pagan Humor - The Lesser Elvis Banishing Ritual Of The Sequined Pentagram
The Line Cut
Pagan Humor - The Line Cut
The Lost Verses of Genesis
Pagan Humor - The Lost Verses of Genesis
The MWCGGBUMHHWDSSESFGBLW
Pagan Humor - The Mystical Wiccan Coven Grove of the Glittery Butterfly Unicorn of Magical Healing and Holy White Light of Divine Spiritual Spiffiness and Enchanted Smiling Faerie Goddess of the Brilliant Light of Wonderfulness
The Male Answer Syndrome
Pagan Humor - The Male Answer Syndrome
The Man On The Bridge
Pagan Humor - The Man On The Bridge
The Managed Dominance Plan
Pagan Humor - The Managed Dominance Plan
The Meaning of Life
Pagan Humor - The Meaning of Life
The Mission
Pagan Humor - The Mission
The Neo-Pagan and The Reconstructionist
Pagan Humor - The Neo-Pagan and The Reconstructionist
The New Priest
Pagan Humor - The New Priest
The O'Lanterns
Pagan Humor - The O'Lanterns
The Original Ten Commandments
Pagan Humor - The Original Ten Commandments
The People are Scratching
Pagan Humor - The People are Scratching
The Picnic
Humor - The Picnic
The Politics of Cows
Pagan Humor - The Politics of Cows
The Pope And A Rabbi Debate
Humor - The Pope And A Rabbi Debate
The Preacher and the Slave
Pagan Humor - The Preacher and the Slave
The Qabalah Boat Song
Pagan Humor - The Qabalah Boat Song
The Real Purpose Of Stonehenge
Pagan Humor - The Real Purpose Of Stonehenge
The Shopping Trip
Pagan Humor - The Shopping Trip
The Smoke-Off
Pagan Humor - The Smoke-Off
The Sunday School Lesson
Pagan Humor - The Sunday School Lesson
The Teletubby Beltane Ritual
Pagan Humor - The Teletubby Beltane Ritual
The Ten Catmmandments
Pagan Humor - The Ten Catmmandments
The Ten Suggestions
Pagan Humor - The Ten Suggestions
The Thermodynamics of Hell
Pagan Humor - The Thermodynamics of Hell
The Title Search
Pagan Humor - The Title Search
The Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
Pagan Humor - The Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
The Top 10 Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan
Pagan Humor - The Top 10 Reasons Why Witches Don't Worship Satan
The Triple Filter Test
Pagan Humor - The Triple Filter Test
The Triple Return Investment Guild
Pagan Humor - The Triple Return Investment Guild
The Truth About Diets
Pagan Humor - The Truth About Diets
The Twelve Days of Christmas
Pagan Humor - The Twelve Days of Christmas
The Valkyrie Song
Pagan Humor - The Valkyrie Song
The Vatican Rag
Pagan Humor - The Vatican Rag
The Weirdness Test
Pagan Humor - The Weirdness Test
The Wench's Tale
Pagan Humor - The Wench's Tale
The Wiccan-Shaman-Druid Song
Pagan Humor - The Wiccan-Shaman-Druid Song
The Witches' Tools
Pagan Humor - The Witches' Tools
Theological Engineering Exam
Pagan Humor - Theological Engineering Exam
They're Coming To Take Me Away
Pagan humor - They're Coming To Take Me Away
Things NOT To Say During Sex
Pagan Humor - Things NOT To Say During Sex
Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Pagan Humor - Things That Make You Go Hmmm
Things You Will Never Hear a Pagan Say
Pagan Humor - Things You Will Never Hear a Pagan Say
Things You Wish Your Computer Had
Pagan Humor - Things You Wish Your Computer Had
This Explains The Difference!
Pagan Humor - This Explains The Difference!
Three Gurus
Pagan Humor - Three Gurus
Three Wise Women
Pagan Humor - Three Wise Women
Tide With Bleach
Pagan Humor - Tide With Bleach
Tigger's Full Moon Ritual
Pagan Humor - Tigger's Full Moon Ritual
Tips For Evil Cult Members
Pagan Humor - Tips For Evil Cult Members
Tips For Surving 'Lord Of The Rings'
Pagan Humor - Tips For Surving 'Lord Of The Rings'
Tips for Halloween Survival
Pagan Humor - Tips for Halloween Survival
Top 10 Reasons Why Athame Handles are Black
Pagan Humor - Top 10 Reasons Why Athame Handles are Black
Top 13 Reasons To Become a Witch
Pagan Humor - Top 13 Reasons To Become a Witch
Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
Pagan Humor - Top Ten Reasons Why Beer Is Better Than Religion
Top Ten Signs That You Are An Unquestioning Christian
Pagan Humor - Top Ten Signs That You Are An Unquestioning Christian
Toying With Religion
Pagan Humor - Toying With Religion
Training Your Soul Retriever
Pagan Humor - Training Your Soul Retriever
Tribal Wisdom vs. The Modern Age
Pagan Humor - Tribal Wisdom vs. The Modern Age
Trick Or Treat By Your Astrological Sign
Pagan Humor - Trick Or Treat By Your Astrological Sign
Truths About Cats
Pagan Humor - Truths About Cats
US Patent 5,501,650
Pagan Humor - US Patent 5,501,650
Uncool Ways To Die
Pagan Humor - Uncool Ways To Die
User Friendly Samhain Cartoons
Pagan Humor - User Friendly Samhain Cartoons
User Friendly: Cthulhu's XML Lesson
Pagan Humor - User Friendly: Cthulhu's XML Lesson
W-I-C-C-A
Pagan Humor - W-I-C-C-A
Walking On Water
Pagan Humor - Walking On Water
Way Too Much Information
Pagan Humor - Way Too Much Information
We Are the Other People
Pagan Humor - We Are the Other People
We Will All Go Together When We Go
Pagan Humor - We Will All Go Together When We Go
Weasel Wicca: A Toon Tradition
Pagan Humor - Weasel Wicca: A Toon Tradition
Weather
Pagan Humor - Weather
Weightlifting - The HARD Way!
Pagan Humor - Weightlifting - The HARD Way!
What Do Women Really Want?
Pagan Humor - What Do Women Really Want?
What Does A Scotsman Have Under His Kilt?
Pagan Humor - What Does A Scotsman Have Under His Kilt?
What If God Smoked Cannabis?
Pagan Humor - What If God Smoked Cannabis?
What Witches Eat
Pagan Humor - What Witches Eat
What Would Your Diety Do?
Pagan Humor - What Would Your Diety Do?
Who Will Be Eaten First?
Pagan Humor - Who Will Be Eaten First?
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Pagan Humor - Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Why Do Pagans Make New Year’s Resolutions?
Pagan Humor - Why Do Pagans Make New Year’s Resolutions?
Why Hedgehogs Are Becoming Extinct
Humor - Why Hedgehogs Are Becoming Extinct
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking
Pagan Humor - Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking
Wiccan Aphorisms
Pagan Humor - Wiccan Aphorisms
Wiccan Laws
Pagan Humor - Wiccan Laws
Wiccan Wonderland
Pagan Humor - Wiccan Wonderland
Woad
Pagan Humor - Woad
Women Compared To Men
Pagan humor - Women Compared To Men
You Finally Know You Are A Witch When...
Pagan Humor - You Finally Know You Are A Witch When...
You Know You're A Horny Pagan If...
Pagan Humor - You Know You're A Horny Pagan If...
You Might Be Giving Pagans a Bad Name If ...
Pagan Humor - You Might Be Giving Pagans a Bad Name If ...
You Might Be a Punk Rock Witch If...
Pagan Humor - You Might Be a Punk Rock Witch If...
Zombie Attack Disaster Plan
Pagan Humor - Zombie Attack Disaster Plan
Zombie Food
Pagan Humor - Zombie Food
Zombie Jesus
Pagan Humor - Zombie Jesus
ĦAy, Chihuahua!
Pagan Humor - ĦAy, Chihuahua!
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A large and growing collection of Pagan humor
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A large and growing collection of Pagan humor
              
AmazingMagicTrick 4 pages
Amazing Magic Trick!
Card Trick
Amazing Magic Trick!
Card Trick
Amazing Magic Trick!
Card Trick
Amazing Magic Trick!
Card Trick
         
Bordello 42 pages
Adult Fairy Tales
Bawdy Songs - Adult Fairy Tales
Be Prepared
Bawdy Songs - Be Prepared
Bend Over Greek Sailor
Bawdy Songs - Bend Over Greek Sailor
Big Bottom
Bawdy Songs - Big Bottom
Cats on the Rooftop
Bawdy Songs - Cats on the Rooftop
Cuccu
Bawdy Songs - Cuccu
Cucumbers Are Better Than Men
Bawdy Songs - Cucumbers Are Better Than Men
Dear Penis
Bawdy Songs - Dear Penis
Do Virgins Taste Better?
Bawdy Songs - Do Virgins Taste Better?
Fat Bottomed Girls
Bawdy Songs - Fat Bottomed Girls
Funky Butt
Bawdy Songs - Funky Butt
Green Grow the Rushes O
Bawdy Songs - Green Grow the Rushes O
I 'Hem' When I Cleave
Bawdy Songs - I 'Hem' When I Cleave
I Care Not For These Ladies
Bawdy Songs - I Care Not For These Ladies
I Need a Sheep
Bawdy Songs - I Need a Sheep
I Want A Moose!
Bawdy Songs - I Want A Moose!
Johnny Be Fair
Bawdy Songs - Johnny Be Fair
Manyura, Manyah!
Bawdy Songs - Manyura, Manyah!
My Mistress' Cunny
Bawdy Songs - My Mistress' Cunny
Nine Inch Will Please A Lady
Bawdy Songs - Nine Inch Will Please A Lady
Old Hogyn's Adventure
Bawdy Songs - Old Hogyn's Adventure
On Top Of Old Sophie
Bawdy Songs - On Top Of Old Sophie
Ratcliffe Highway
Bawdy Songs - Ratcliffe Highway
Shakespearean Insult Kit
Bawdy Songs - Shakespearean Insult Kit
Sit On My Face
Bawdy Songs - Sit On My Face
So What
Bawdy Songs - So What
The BD/SM Song
Bawdy Songs - The BD/SM Song
The Ball of Kirriemuir
Bawdy Songs - The Ball of Kirriemuir
The Fair Maid of Islington
Bawdy Songs - The Fair Maid of Islington
The Good Ship Venus
Bawdy Songs - The Good Ship Venus
The Maid of Tottenham
Bawdy Songs - The Maid of Tottenham
The Masochism Tango
Bawdy Songs - The Masochism Tango
The Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter
Bawdy Songs - The Mayor of Bayswater's Daughter
The Scotsman
Bawdy Songs - The Scotsman
The Seven Forbidden Words
Bawdy Songs - The Seven Forbidden Words
The Thong of Thor
Bawdy Songs - The Thong of Thor
The Word 'Fuck'
Bawdy Songs - The Word 'Fuck'
There Was An Old Woman Liv'd Under A Hill
Bawdy Songs - There Was An Old Woman Liv'd Under A Hill
To Anacreon in Heaven
Bawdy Songs - To Anacreon in Heaven
Walk Right In
Bawdy Songs - Walk Right In
Turok's Bordello
Bawdy Songs
Turok's Bordello
Bawdy Songs
         
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How to Season a Dutch Oven
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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?
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Policies
Policies
Really Offensive Stuff
         
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Anadama Bread
Food
Apple Pie
Food
Coquilles St. Hacques Mornay
Full Moon Magical Mead
Honey-Oatmeal Bread
India Pale Ale
Maple Ale: Eh?
Oatmeal Whole Wheat Bread
Rotisserie Chicken
Food
Wake The Dead Chili
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