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Your quarter calls
involve the "F" word
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Your spiral dance leaves bruises
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You serve consecrated Pabst Blue
Ribbon and cold pizza as "cakes and
ale".
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Your secret name for the Lord and Lady are "Sid and Nancy".
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You
use a "black handled switchblade of Art".
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Your altar is set
on a beaten old speaker cabinet held precariously together with duct
tape.
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Your altar candles are road flares.
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Your ritual robe has liberty spikes.
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You circle in a dank basement
decorated with collapsing heating ducts and cockroach corpses.
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The
Great Rite involves whips, chains, and safety pins.
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Your altar is held up by (or made out of) "free" milkcrates,
and covered with an old Misfits shirt.
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You have Botticellis' "Venus" painted on the back of your
motorcycle jacket.
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Your hair color changes eight times a year.
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You'd never buy fancy magickal tools. D.I.Y. is a way of LIFE.
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Your calling the quarters consists of jumping onto a milk crate/altar/coffee table and screaming ONETWOTHREEFOUR!
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You identify the quarters as Joey, Johnny, Dee Dee and Marky.
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The Law of Three refers to the number of guitar chords you can play.
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You think the Wheel of the Year refers to the Vans Warped Tour.