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Killed in a zombie invasion, by your neighbor, who eats your brains.
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Of starvation, alone on a tropical island, after everyone else has been
voted off it.
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On live TV, as a result of a botched Extreme Makeover
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Burned by jumping into, not over, a drum circle fire while drunk.
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Shortly after opening an e-mail message reading, "Congratulations,
brother! You are the new leader of Hamas!"
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Crushed during a stampede of prepubescent fans at a Britney Spears concert.
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Going gentle into that good night.
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Fatal allergic reaction to your Klingon latex body paint during your
presentation at the con.
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Prolonged tumesence.
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Choking on a pretzel -- but hey, what are the odds of *that*?
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Drowned in the swimming pool of a cruise ship
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Choked on poisoned food
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Having a stroke while sitting on a toilet.
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Electrocuted while experimenting with jumper cables as nipple clamps.
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Picked up deadly sexually transmitted disease after fornicating with livestock.
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Unemployed, undernourished, naked, and in the middle of typing a new
entry to this list.
