Trick Or Treat By Your Astrological Sign
||Pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
||Will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
||Goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and
goes around again.
||Stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
||Plans their costume for months, then won't go out because
someone else had the same idea.
||Wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they're
||Is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide
on a costume.
||Isn't in it for the candy.
||Will manage to wander to the next town.
||Makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and
the optimal route to take.
||Builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends
all night tinkering when it shorts.
||Skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.
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