Capitalism
He who dies with the most toys, wins.
Catholicism
He who denies himself the most toys, wins.
Anglican
They were our toys first.
Greek Orthodox
No, they were OURS first.
Atheism
There is no toy maker.
Polytheism
There are many toy makers.
Evolutionism
The toys made themselves.
Communism
Everyone gets the same number of toys.
Confucianism
Once a toy is dipped in the water, it is
no longer dry.
Agnosticism
It is not possible to know whether toys make
a bit of difference.
Mormonism
Every boy can have as many toys as he wants.
Church of Christ, Scientist
We are the toys.
Branch Davidians
He who dies playing with the biggest toys,
wins.
Baha'i
All toys are just fine with us.
Amish
Toys with batteries are surely a sin.
Hare Krishna
He who plays with the most toys, wins.
Hedonism
Toys! Toys! Toys! Toys! Toys!
Hinduism
He who messes with the plastic farm animals,
loses.
7th Day Adventist
He who plays with his toys on Saturday, loses.
Church of Christ
He whose toys make music, loses.
Baptist
Once played, always played.
Non-denominationalism
We don't care where the toys came from.
Jehovah's Witnesses
He who sells the most toys door-to-door,
wins.
Pentecostalism
He whose toys have tongues, wins.
Existentialism
Toys are a figment of your imagination.
Fundamentalism
Is the toy in the Bible?
Taoism
The doll is as important as the dumptruck.
Voodoo
Let me borrow that doll for a second.
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