Top 13 Reasons To Become a Witch

  1. I live for persecution!

  2. I'm a night person at heart.

  3. We respect our elders... and alders, and willows, and oaks...

  4. I just love explaining that a pentagram is NOT evil.

  5. We do more after midnight than most people do all day!

  6. Being burned at the stake is a great way to roast marshmallows.

  7. We can talk to Elvis (and he IS dead).

  8. You live, you learn, you die, you forget. Then you comeback...

  9. Double the deities, double the fun!

  10. We get more holidays.

  11. Brooms get great mileage.

  12. We were here first!

  13. BELTANE!!!

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