The Top 10 Reasons Why
Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex


  1. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.

  2. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.

  3. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.

  4. You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you.

  5. It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else because, well..., you are.

  6. Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.

  7. If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.

  8. It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning.

  9. Less guilt the morning after.

  10. You can do the whole neighborhood!


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