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You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
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If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
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The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
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You don't have to compliment the person who gives it to you.
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It's OK if the person you're with fantasizes that you are someone else
because, well..., you are.
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Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy.
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If you don't like what you get, you can always go next door.
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It doesn't matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning.
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Less guilt the morning after.
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You can do the whole neighborhood!