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If you have a beer, you don't go around door to door trying
to give it to someone else.
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You can prove that you have a beer.
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It is against the law to offer beer to little children who
are not old enough to think for themselves.
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Nobody has ever been hanged, tortured, or burned at the
stake over his particular brand of beer.
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If you have a beer, you don't have to wait over 2000 years
for another one.
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There are many federal laws that make them print the truth
on beer labels.
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No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
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Beer does not tell you when or how to have sex.
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There have been virtually no major wars fought over beer.
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If you have devoted your entire life to beer, there are
groups you can join to help you stop!
