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Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where
the hell is Harry Potter?"
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Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT
PASS!"
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At some point during the movie, stand up and shout: "I must go!
Middle Earth needs me!" and run and try to jump into the screen.
After bouncing off, return quietly to your seat.
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Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone
says: "The Ring."
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Point and laugh "FOOL!" whenever someone dies.
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Ask the nearest ring-nut if he thinks Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
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Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
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When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs
sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
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At the end, complain that Gollum was offensive to Ethiopians.
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Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's
finger and fall down the stairs.
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When Shelob appears, pinch the guy in front of you on the back of
the neck.
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Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty
Python style.
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When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
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Ask people around you who they think is the next "Terminator" sent
from the Middle Earth of the future to assassinate Frodo Baggins.
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When the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "May the
Forest be With You!"
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Every time someone kills an Orc, yell: "That's what I'm Tolkien
about!"
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During a wide shot of a battle, inquire, "Where's Waldo?"
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Talk loudly about how you heard that there is a single frame of
a nude Elf hidden somewhere in the movie.
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Start an Orc sing-a-long.
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Come dressed as Frankenfurter and wander around
looking terribly confused.
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Whenever there's a wide-open exterior scene, shout out "Hey, that looks like [Matama... or Mt Ruapehu... or any of the Queensland-area towns...]!"