The Neo-Pagan and The Reconstructionist


Reconstructionist:

You know ancient pagans probably wouldn't have consistently stopped and picked up every piece of little they see on the road.

Neo-Pagan:

They wouldn't have to.

Reconstructionist:

Why not?

Neo-Pagan:

There wasn't any litter in ancient times.

Reconstructionist:

How do you know that?

Neo-Pagan:

In the ancient days when everyone was pagan, no one would litter because they all loved the goddess.

Reconstructionist:

Where did you get that idea?

Neo-Pagan:

Scott Cunningham said so.

Reconstructionist:

How does he know what the ancients did or didn't do all the time?

Neo-Pagan:

He has an ancient Wiccan lineage which has told him of the old ways.

Reconstructionist:

How can a fifty year old religion have an ancient lineage to a time when it didn't exist?

Neo-Pagan:

You're just trying to persecute me because you don't love the goddess.

Reconstructionist:

What goddess?

Neo-Pagan:

The Goddess!! You heathen.

Reconstructionist:

Yes, I am a heathen, but still, there was litter and graffitii in Rome.

Neo-Pagan:

We all come from the goddess

Reconstructionist:

What, which goddess do you mean?

Neo-Pagan:

And to her we shall return

Reconstructionist:

Which ancient peoples believed that?

Neo-Pagan:

All of them

Reconstructionist:

What's your source?

Neo-Pagan:

Silver Ravenwolf

Reconstructionist:

Where did she get her degree?

Neo-Pagan:

Lord Serphant Stone

Reconstructionist:

Is that a private college? Is it accredited? Who sits on their ancients faculty?

Neo-Pagan:

No, you need to love the goddess, stop persecuting me. You're such a christian.

Reconstructionist:

No, I'm a heathen. what sources are listed in Prof. Ravenwolf's bibliography.

Neo-Pagan:

Mama Silver learned from spirit.

Reconstructionist:

Which spirit? do you mean her personal genius?

Neo-Pagan:

She is a genius when it comes to spells and witch books

Reconstructionist:

What? Who? Witchcraft like Thessaly, or like Aradia, or like Seithcraft?

Neo-Pagan:

Like the goddess?

Reconstructionist:

Which goddess?

Neo-Pagan:

THE GODDESS!

Reconstructionist:

What myth does she appear in?

Neo-Pagan:

All of them.

Reconstructionist:

What is your source?


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