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One of the zombies looks an awful lot like Keith Richards.
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It has more than three Wayans brothers in it.
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That new green ketchup just doesn't make as realistic blood as its red
variant.
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Texas Chainsaw Massacre 6 just isn't as scary with Leatherface wielding
a Palm Pilot instead of a chainsaw.
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Renting of Yellowstone Park for 3 days of filming: $30,000 Sandwiches
for the entire crew all three days: $1500 15 minutes of simulated sex between
the hot teenage stars to add to the collection: Priceless.
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The movie is almost over and Pauly Shore is still alive.
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The hockey mask on the murderer looks suspiciously like a tortilla with
the mouth and eye holes chewed out.
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"I see dumb people."
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The guy with the large knife would be horrifying -- if he'd just get
out of that damn sand trap and start chasing someone.
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You find yourself wondering which hideously deformed mutant zombie will
be voted out of the farmhouse.
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You decide to sneak into the Pokeman movie next door so it won't be a
total waste of nine dollars.
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Raspy voice on the phone saying "Get OUT... of the... HOUSE!!" is the
landlord carrying out an eviction.
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Villain's Weapon of Choice: Melon Baller
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Too much gratuitous gore -- and too much gratuitous Lieberman, for that
matter.
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Instead of spewing green slime everywhere and spinning her head around,
the little "possessed girl" just makes a motorboat sound with her lips
and rolls her eyes back and forth for a half hour.
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Brad and Janet fix their flat with a can of Cheez Whiz, drive right by
the haunted castle and spend the night at a Motel 6.
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The main character executes his victims one by one -- then runs for President!
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The only ill effect of the teleportation device malfunctioning is that
the mad scientist's socks are now mismatched.
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"Evil" Pikachu's goatee keeps falling off.
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You're fairly sure Hitchcock never combined a shower, a naked woman,
and a bottle of chocolate syrup in quite that way.
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Jason's mask is made from the all new botanical aromatherapy line of
clay from Crabtree & Evelyn and includes pore-reducers and exfoliating
crystals.