Signs That You’re At A Bad Rennaisance Faire

The castle and village are made entirely of Legos.

Turkey leg bears striking resemblance to Cocker Spaniel leg.

Festival activities include "Ye Olde Wet T-Shirt Contest."

Ye Old Glassblower makes nothing but crack pipes.

The meade is served in a coconut shell with a Fizzy straw.

Everyone seems to have attended the Kevin Costner School of British Accents.

Mosh pit follows the wandering minstrels.

You get charged 5 bucks to take a leak behind Ye Olde Hedge.

Guillotine exhibit closed due to pending litigation.

Friar Tuck's pager keeps going off.

"Tarry, wench, I prithee! Wouldst thou Macarena?"

Merlin the Magician's only trick is "Got your nose!"

Jousting Crips & Bloods