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Sits on your newspaper in the morning and carefully reads the coded message
that Garfield sends out every day.
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Used to sleep on top of TV, now monitors CNN 24 hours a day.
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Notably absent from home during surprise feline invasion of Poland.
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When you enter the room, Snowball and the other members of the Tri-Cateral
Commission stop talking and begin playing with yarn.
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Behind the couch you find a forged passport, plane tickets, and nine
suicide bombs.
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What you thought was "heat" is actually a four-legged goose step.
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Well, *somebody* subscribed to alt.cats.world.domination.
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Autopsy of the last mouse left on your doormat reveals "tattoo" to be
blueprint of the UN Building.
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Constantly petting that bald man he keeps on his lap.
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Kitty Chow spilled on the floor spells out "Drop the car keys and leave
the door open or the dog gets it in the head."
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Then -- dead mice in the kitchen. Now -- dead third world dictators in
the basement.
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Judging from the kitchen, he seems to be working on some kind of "land
mine" technology.
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Fluffy is now sleeping only 21 hours a day, down from 23.
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Has recently been acting somewhat... aloof.
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What your cat lacks in charisma and good looks, he makes up for with
his ruthless handling of rival software companies.
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Somehow, you're now subscribed to "Pussy of Fortune" magazine.