Signs That You Have Had Too Much To Drink
Her lips may be saying, "Baaaaa," but her eyes are
The Surgeon General suggests that you take up smoking instead.
You try to claim Jose Cuervo as a dependent on your tax return.
You wake up naked in a strange car, with a painfully fresh piercing
in your genitals.
Bush's foreign policy seems shrewd and effective.
Finding the clothes you wore last night involves crossing state lines.
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