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Her lips may be saying, "Baaaaa," but her eyes are
screaming, "YES!"
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The Surgeon General suggests that you take up smoking instead.
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You try to claim Jose Cuervo as a dependent on your tax return.
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You wake up naked in a strange car, with a painfully fresh piercing
in your genitals.
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Bush's foreign policy seems shrewd and effective.
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Finding the clothes you wore last night involves crossing state lines.
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