I don't know whether shit happens or not.
I don't care if shit happens.
There IS no shit.
Shit happens to everyone equally.
Gonna wash this shit right outta my hair!
This shit really burns me up.
If shit happens, is it really shit?
Shit won't happen if you work harder.
I think, therefore shit happens.
If Shit happens, you deserve it.
Now happening as Shit.
Shit only happens within your mind.
Church of England
Church of the Sub-Genius
Well, shit, Bob!
Confucius say, "Shit happens."
Shit happens in the woods.
Shit happened to my ancestors.
Will you accept shit happening into your heart?
What is the meaning of shit, anyway?
Convert to this shit or burn in some kind of hell.
Shit happens, Krishna Krishna, Shit happens, Rama Rama...
Eat this shit and see the stars.
There is nothing like a good shit happening.
This shit has happened before.
If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
If Shit happens, take a hostage.
Knock, knock... shit happens.
Drink this shit and die.
Why does this shit always happen to us?
The top 2% of shit happening.
Shit happens again and again and again.
Here shit happens; God help me, I can do no other.
Shit happens; support group available.
Only happy shit really happens.
You must look closely at the turd.
Shit is the Goddess.
Earth, air, fire, water, shit.
This shit happens to be too dear.
Let shit happen to somebody else.
Saw shit coming; got hit from behind.
Shit happens with our permission.
Get thy shit together, Friend.
Let's smoke this shit.
What is this shit?
Christ died for your shit.
Don't even think of shitting on me!
Shit does not happen until you observe it.
Skatole-bearing anomalies materialize.
Does shit happen? (See page 469).
Seventh Day Adventism
No shit happens on Saturdays.
We don't like this shit. We're gonna boycott it.
This shit happens to be good for me.
Praise Bob! Give me slack or give me shit (or kill me).
Send all your money or shit will happen.
7000 meditators make harmonious shit happen.
Shit happens; discussion at 2:00 pm.
United Church of Canada
Let us all share equally in shit happening.
You pay for excess shit at weigh-in.
Shit happens to be good fertilizer.
What is the sound of shit happening?
Shit happens half the time.