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Below are some disturbingly rude things to do on airplanes. If you contribute to this list, consider your own real-life experiences.
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Entertain your 2 year old child with Barney show videos on a portable
DVD player. Make sure the sound is turned up.
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Put your 5 year old attention-seeking brat in the middle seat of the
row ahead of you, between two strangers.
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Wear a hat with and extra-wide brim, like a souvenir sombrero. Extra
credit if you're drunk.
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Change your baby's diaper while sitting in your seat. Roll the dirty
diaper up and place under you seat, next to the carry-on luggage of the
person behind you. Added rudeness points depending on how the diaper is
soiled and if a stranger is sitting next to you.
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Lean over to the person beside you when it's totally quiet (except
for the plane noise, of course) and ask, "Is that your beeper?"
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Yell at your kid "You're going to get a spanking!" and make sure everybody can hear!
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