| Okra December 22 - January 20
Although you appear crude, you are actually very slick on the inside.
Okra have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life
and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. Stay away from Moon Pies.
Chitlin January 21 - February 19
Chitlins often come from humble backgrounds. Many times they're uncomfortable
talking about just where they came from. A chitlin, however, can make something
of himself if he's motivated and has plenty of seasoning. When it comes
to dealing with Chitlins, be very careful. Chitlins are best with Catfish
and Okra. Remember that when marriage time rolls around.
Boll Weevil February 20 - March 20
You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface
of things, and you feel the needto bore deep into the interior of everything.
Needless to say, you arevery intense and driven as if you had some inner
hunger. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry
about it.
Moon Pie March 21 - April 20
You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. It's a
cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. "Big" and "round" are
the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested
in the idea. It's not going to be easy. This might be the year to think
about aerobics. Maybe not.
Possum April 21 - May 21
When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency
to withdraw and develop a "don't-bother-me-about-it" attitude. Sometimes
you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy
is probably not psychologically healthy, but seems to work for you. One
day, however, it won't work, and you may find your problems actually running
you over.
Crawfish May 22 - June 21
Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're always hanging
around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the
pool to the golf course, the bathtubto the living room. You tend not to
be particularly attractive physically.
Collards June 22 - July 23
Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the "melting
pot" of life and share their essence with the essences of those around them.
Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers.
As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards stay away from Moon
Pies. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.
Catfish July 24 - August 23
Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, with one exception:
Whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You catfish are never easy people
to understand. You prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life.
Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.
Grits August 24 - September 23
Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle
together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel, though, so
maybe you should think about joininga club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere
they have cheese or gravy or bacon or butter or eggs. If you can go somewhere
where they have all these things, that serves you well.
Boiled Peanuts September 24 - October 23
You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately,
those who know you best - your friends and loved ones - may find that your
personality is much too salty, and their criticism will probably affect
you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear. You should
go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours
is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will
always pull over andstop for you.
Butter Bean October 24 - November 22
Always invite a Butter Bean because Butter Beans get along well with
everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine
of life and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next
to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.
Armadillo November 23 - December 21
You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually
quite gentle. A good evening for you?Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit,
worms and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's
fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about today. You're
really almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably
want to marry another Armadillo, but Possum is another mating possibility. |