Reasons Why You Don't Want To Be A Pagan

  1. The books cost an arm and a leg, you don't pick them up in hotel rooms or hospital lockers.

  2. When you screw up, you pay big time. No easy out like please forgive me, I made a mistake. We don't have the luxury of blaming our mistakes on others.

  3. We have more bad things lurking in the dark. The other guys only have one.

  4. There is no road map to life, you have to figure it out yourself. You have to think, and learn, continuously, like forever!

  5. We do not get miracles, we have to roll up our sleeves to make things happen. That means hard work!

  6. All our worship is self-generated. It is not done by a designated official and fed to us.

  7. It's hard work, all the time. Not just one hour a week, on Sundays, while we review the fashions. It is a lifestyle, not a club.

  8. There is no social status in being ostracized, ridiculed, hated or harmed.

  9. Our healthy approach to sex, and our respect for women may be hazardous to your mental health.

  10. Consensus is that we are all going to Hell.

-- Norman Geldenhuys
September 19, 2000

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