The Qabalah Boat Song
Copyright © 1991 by Dana Corby, Erynn Darkstar, Helen Adams,
Michael Memo, CaeCar, and Lethe McCombs
Inspired by Robert Carey
Apologies to Harry Belafonte


Aeeeooonnnnnn. AAA-EEE-OOO-NNNNN
     Io Pan, and me wanna go home.

Come Mista Crowley mon,
Talley me Qabalah
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.
Come Mista Crowley mon,
Talley me Qabalah
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.

You want Enochian but heed my warning
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.
You take two tablet, call me in the morn'n
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.

Upon the Planes I rise protected
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.
By the Pentagon I've erected
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.

Across the Shining Path lies the Abyss
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.
To get to Kether you must cross this
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.

Malkuth, Yesod, Netzach, HOD
     Quiphoth come an' me wanna go home
Chochma, Bina Kether, DA'ATH
     Quiphoth come an' me wanna go home.

Come, Mista Crowley mon build the Astral Temple
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.
Come, Mista Crowley mon build the Astral Temple
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.

Of squid-god cities, it's a good example
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.
I saw a beautiful Scarlet Woman
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.
But I'm not sure that she's even a human
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.

You mispronouce Abrahadabra
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.
You leave a messy cadevera
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.

Malkuth, Yesod, Netzach, HOD
     Quiphoth come an' me wanna go home
Crowley mon celebrate lotsa Gnostic Massas
     Quiphoth come an' me wanna go home
Wear your Rosy Cross and make losta mystic passes
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.

Come Mista Crowley mon,
Talley me Qabalah
     Aeon come an' me wan' go home.


The Agincourt Hymn

(bonus for those who can appreciate a musical joke)

Here's a modern transcription of the first verse ...

Our king went forth to Normandy
With grace and might of chivalry
There God for him wrought marvelously
Wherefore England may call and cry: Deo gratias:
Deo gratias Anglia redde pro victoria!

This may also be sung to "The Banana Boat Song" as:

Our king went forth to Normandy
     Deo gratias Anglia!
With grace and might of chivalry
     Deo gratias Anglia!
There God for him wrought marvelously
     Deo gratias Anglia!
Wherefore England may call and cry:
     Deo gratias Anglia!

CHORUS: Deo! Deo! Deo gratias Anglia!


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