These days, it is difficult to go anywhere without seeing one of
those famous fish. First there was the Jesus Fish. Then emerged the Darwin
Fish. Now, there is the Pagan
Fish. Like the Darwin
Fish, the Pagan
Fish has evolved. However, the Pagan
Fish is unique among all of the other Fishes. Not only has it developed
legs to walk with, it's increased intelligence has allowed it to overcome
both the Jesus and the Darwin
Fish. Yes, the Pagan
Fish has learned to develop tools by which it can catch the other
Fishes to create a tasty meal. But, even more interesting is the fact
that the Pagan
Fish has ingeniously incorporated both a fishing pole and a wand together
to create an even more advanced tool. However, only other Pagan
Fish know the true use of the tool, as it is one of the great Pagan
Fish mysteries. Also, take note of the horns which adorn the head
of the Pagan
Fish. These horns proudly emphasize the heathen nature of this Fish.
The swollen belly of the Pagan
Fish is also a reminder of fertility (and a well fed Fish.) |
