PMS In The Bible

During his sermon one Sunday, the preacher told his congregation that the entire range of human experience could be found in the Bible. He confidently stated, "If anything can happen to humans, it is described somewhere in the Bible."

After the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "I don't think the Bible mentions anything about PMS."

The preacher told the woman he was sure he could find a reference to PMS somewhere in Scripture.

During the following week, he searched diligently, book by book, chapter by chapter, and verse by verse.

On the following Sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, "Did you find any references to PMS in the Bible?"

The preacher smiled, opened his Bible, and began to read, " . . . and Mary rode Joseph's ass all the way to Bethlehem."

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