Missionary Imposition

A missionary priest was proselytizing to a native fishing with him on the Amazon.

"So you're telling me that if i accept Jesus, I'll go to heaven, and if i don't, I'll go to Hell?" The native asked.

"That's right" The priest said.

The native asked the next logical question "Well, what about those who don't hear?"

"Well,of course they get in. God is just,after all."

The native threw down his fishing pole in anger.

"What's wrong?" the priest asked.

"So why did you say anything?" the native asked, storming back to the village.

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