Little Golden Books
That Never Made It


With the publication of Walter, The Farting Dog, one might suspect that there are other books that did not make it. Below are some possible titles of the rejects.

  1. Charlotte's Website

  2. The Cat That Shat in the Hat: A Kid's Guide to Scatology

  3. Chicken Soup for the Kitchen Floor

  4. Jacking and Jilling: The Dummy's Guide to Masturbation

  5. What The Hell Is Mommy's Problem, Anyway?

  6. The Mouse, the Motorcycle, and the Organ Donor Card

  7. You're Different -- And All the Other Kids Hate You!

  8. The Big Book of Things to Put in Your Ear

  9. How to Write With Your Wee-Wee

  10. What's That Bag For, Grandpa?

  11. Tobacco Man vs. the FDA Gang

  12. What Lucy Needs is Some Hot Monkey Love, Charlie Brown

  13. Harry Potter and the Allegations of Plagiarism

  14. Everything I Ever Needed to Know, I Learned in Ms. LeTourneau's Class

  15. Horton Hires a Ho

  16. Where the Curly Red Fur Grows

  17. Yellow Snow and Other Great Recipes: The Kid's Cooking Guide

  18. You Are Different and That's Bad

  19. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

  20. Dad's New Wife Robert

  21. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share

  22. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book

  23. The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking

  24. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

  25. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence

  26. All Cats Go to Hell

  27. The Little Sissy Who Snitched

  28. Some Kittens Can Fly

  29. That's it, I'm Putting You Up for Adoption

  30. Grandpa Gets a Casket

  31. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

  32. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia

  33. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

  34. Strangers Have the Best Candy

  35. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way

  36. You Were an Accident

  37. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will

  38. Pop! Goes The Hamster... And Other Great Microwave Games

  39. The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan

  40. Your Nightmares Are Real

  41. Where Would You Like to Be Buried?

  42. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School

  43. Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

  44. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things

  45. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

  46. Father Geoghan and His Little Friends

  47. Mr. Rodgers Died to Make You Feel Very Bad

  48. Don't Tell Mommy You Have to Potty

  49. Elmo Doesn't Love You Anymore

  50. Tickle Mommy, Elmo

  51. Baggy, the Anorexic Elephant

  52. Mike Mulligan and the Cocaine Cartel

  53. Paddington Gets Tanked

  54. The Little Engine That Couldn't 'Cause He's A Worthless Bum Like Your Father

  55. Your Bruises Show How Much Mommy and Daddy Love You

  56. Look at Mommy, and She Told Us Not to Suck Our Thumb!

  57. Mommy, What Are Those Sores on Daddy's Wee-wee?

  58. Lying is Wrong For Everyone Except You

  59. Fun Places to Hide Your Little Sister's Dirty Diapers

  60. Fun Under the Kitchen Sink

  61. Fun With Things A-top Teletubby Heads

  62. Fun With the Long Balloons in Daddy's Bedside Drawer

  63. How Micheal Jackson Became White

  64. Mr. Clean Meets the Kool-Aid Man

  65. Dad to Mom: A Picture Book of Your Fertilization

  66. Little Zach's Bris

  67. How Hotdogs and Sausages Are Made

  68. Meet Mr. Nitrous: Fun With Almost-Empty Whipped Cream Cans

  69. Cat attack: A Guide to Hunting Household Pets

  70. Fun in the Abandoned Mine

  71. The Little Girl Who Cried Rape

  72. Curious George and the PS2

  73. Anna Nicole and the Seven Suitors

  74. The Gruesome Death of Amelia Bedelia

  75. What's that Pretty Little Bottle in the Medicine Cabinet?

  76. The Princess and the Pee

  77. Billy's Big Operation: Understanding Anesthesia Awareness



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