- We’re in ur perfek luv and trust, bidin ur rede like we must.
- Dat fud urs, dis fud mine; keep in mind, an all be fine.
- 3 times round that sirkl pass so evul spiruts CAN NOT HAS.
- Kittehs wind up spell in ball by speekin it in wurds of LOL.
- Sofft of paw and grate big ears; do not yowl and u shall heers!
- Rightpaw round teh biggening moon, kittehs sing teh Witchc@t Roon.
- Leftpaw round teh smalling moon, kittehs sing teh baneful tune.
- Lady can has moon of new; kittehs hed-bash her times two.
- When can has moon full enuf, then can has all sorts of stuff!
- When North wind come, kitteh, take care! Srsly, iz cold out ther.
- When South wind to kitteh sing, lov will come an smooches bring.
- When teh West wind blow the mosts, iz no rest for kitteh ghosts.
- When teh East wind stir teh air, fill teh bowlz wit fud to share.
- In metal bukkit, put nine woodz; burn fast or slo, jus burnz em goodz!
- Teh Elder is teh Lady’s tree. Be respektin it. Srsly.
- When teh Year-Wheel starts to spin, lite Beltane fire FTW!
- When Wheel iz turned and Yule is bornz, bow to Teh Ceiling Cat With Hornz.
- Be respektin leafs and trees, and by teh Lady blessed beez!
- Ur stone. U fling it. Strong and deft. (In streem, to find out WTF.)
- When u has need of something moar, avoid kitteh who yowlz “NOT
- Foolish cat iz foolish. U avoid him, or look foolish too.
- Oh hai! I’ze purrin. Kthxbai! Warm kitteh heart, bright kitteh
- Teh Three-Fold Law: respekt it, pliz, cuz good or bad comez back in threez.
- Misforchun? You has it, just a bit? Mai bloo star. Let me show you it.
- Dis kitteh r mine, and I’z theyrs too. Keep this srsly 4 troo.
- Teh Wiccan Rede can has wurds eight: kitteh harm none, do thy will. Thx!
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