Jesus Was A...


There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:

  1. He called everyone "brother."
  2. He liked Gospel.
  3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

  1. He went into His Father's business.
  2. He was sure his Mother was a virgin.
  3. His mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

  1. He talked with his hands.
  2. He had wine with every meal.
  3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

  1. He never cut his hair.
  2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
  3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

  1. He never got married.
  2. He was always telling stories.
  3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all! Here are 3 proofs that Jesus was a
woman:

  1. She fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
  2. She kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
  3. And even when she was dead, she had to get up because there was more work to do.

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