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Take the ritual sword from the altar and make sounds like Darth Vader
-- "Luke, I am your father!" -- and start making light saber noises.
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Start skat-singing when chanting.
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Take the ritual athame from the altar and start cleaning your nails with
it.
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When taking a sip of the ritual wine, act like a wine snob and comment
on it.
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When doing the spiral dance, make it a Conga line.
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Call down the Goddess with "Get your ass down here, Big Momma!"
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Call down the God with "Our father, who art in heaven ..."
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When chanting the names of the Goddess, randomly include Pokemon names.
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When being smudged, complain vehemently about second-hand smoke.
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In a drumming circle, laugh insanely and start drumming the beat to Wipe
Out!
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Ask the people in the circle "When are we all gonna git nekked?"
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When in a skyclad circle, randomly point and laugh.
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When the ritual wine goblet is passed to you, chug it and ask for more.
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Invoke Satan.
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Take out a Bible and start evangelizing.
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Light-up a cigar.
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Bring a cute furry creature and offer it as a blood sacrifice.
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Talk a lot about casting spells for revenge against people who have offended
you.
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At a handfasting say "Thank God! Maybe now i'll get some grandchildren!"
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When in circle, answer your cell phone.
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Respond to "So Mote it Be!" with "Amen!"
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Invite people to "Come to the dark side."
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Bring you kids and ask the group to invoke the baby sitting Goddess.