Heaven and Hell


Heaven is a place where ...

  • The lovers are Italian
  • The cooks are French
  • The mechanics are German
  • The police are English
  • The government is run by the Swiss

Hell is a place where ...

  • The lovers are Swiss
  • The cooks are English
  • The mechanics are French
  • The police are German
  • The government is run by the Italians

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