Has Anybody Seen JC?

(Tune: Five Foot Two)


Five foot nine from Palestine
Changes water into wine,
Has anybody seen my JC?
He's real boss, he's real cool,
Walks across your swimming pool,
Has anybody seen JC?
     Now if you run into a bearded Jew
     All holy and wise,
     Step right up, cane and cup,
     He'll put sight back in your eyes
Calms the seas with just one wave
Try to keep him in his grave
Has anybody seen JC?

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