The God Of The Month Club


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.             FRIENDS, "How do you stand with the Lord?"              .
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.   complete rituals of the current God &/or Goddess of the month     .
A   including what (or whom) to sacrifice. (All monetary sacrifices   .
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M   and instructions for all prayers and rituals. 3. Where needed     .
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