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Run up to someone randomly and shout "Oh my God, you were on Jersey Shore!"
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Run up to someone randomly, clench your teeth together, and say as loud as you can "Ermahgerd! U wer ern Jerser Sher!"
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Take pictures of the shoppers and post them on PeopleOfWallmart.com.
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Get in a cart and have a friend push you around the store yelling "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
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Put as many boxs of condoms as your cart will hold, then abandon the cart in the toy section.
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Wear a plastic crown and get someone to push you around in the cart while you wave. It's amazing how many people will wave back.
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Go to a drinking fountian or bath-room sink and get your pants wet. Then run around the store yelling "Mommy, I made a peepee!"
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Bring some hard-core porn magazines and place them in the magazine section and in peoples' carts when they arent looking.
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Swap around the shoes. Create 'left only' or 'right only' pairs, switch one shoe for another of the same style in another size, or exchange boxes entirely. Inventory chaos!
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Ask the clerk in the food department where the Kosher hams are.
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Go to the restroom and catch someone pooping. Turn out the light as you leave. It is pitch dark.
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Make up a fake item and ask a new employee if they can help you find it. Meanwhile, have your little brother or sister throw a tantrum about wanting the item you made up.
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Bring employees from other retail stores (Target, Sears, Kmart etc.) and have them start "'helping" customers, preferably giving them the wrong directions to the product they are looking for.
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Find a phone to make a storewide announcement. Start the announcement with "Attention K-Mart Shoppers", then use your imagination to advertise a sale. (NB: Do not make racially insensitive announcements.)
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With some friends, play football with a roll of paper towels.
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Get a bunch of friends and have a race with Shopping carts.
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Ride one of the kiddie bicycles up and down the aisles while yelling
"Mom! Mom! The Wal-Mart people are after me!"
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Walk through the parking lot setting off as many car alarms possible.
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Act like a manikin. Then when people walk by, follow them and freeze when they turn to look at you.
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Stand next to a bunch of people in the aisle, fart very deliberately,
and walk away.
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Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when
they aren't looking.
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Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
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Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3'
in housewares... and see what happens.
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Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway.
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Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
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Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
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When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
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Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your
nose.
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While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows
where the anti-depressants are.
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Buy ammo and menstrual pads at the same time. At check-out, tell the clerk to hurry since your husband is waiting.
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Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission
Impossible" theme.
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In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using
different size funnels.
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Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK
ME!"
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When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position
and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
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Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while; and then yell,
very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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While walking through the store with a loaded cart, pretend you tripped
and push the cart down the aisle at high speed, while falling and hitting
other people.
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Take security stickers off of items and place them on random people so
while they walk out the door the alarms go off.
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Put CDs in someone's sweatshirt hood so it will set off a door alarm
when they exit.
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Play hide and seek with your friends.
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Listen to music in the cd section and start dancing wildly.
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Play soccer with a ball from the store using the whole store as your
playing field.
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Walk up to an employee, and say "Can I help you?"
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Turn on on all the radios in the electronics department, set them to
different stations, and crank-up the volume.
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Go to the digital camera department, have a friend take pictures of you
with several different cameras, then (using cables you have brought) download
them to your laptop.
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Mosh to classical music.
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Go around to random people and pretend you are a chicken. When they look at you funny, make a disgusted facial expression and say "Cluck you!" and walk away.
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Put a pillow under your shirt, spill some water at your feet, and loudly scream "My water just broke!"