Fun At The Airport


Some pranksters went into Heathrow Airport and asked the staff to page people they could not find. They gave the staff a piece of paper with the written names and said they could not pronounce them themselves.

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The names as written

The names when read aloud

Arheddis Varkenjabb and Aywellbe Fayed

I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired.

Avjesbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie

I've just been fired, and bye-bye everybody.

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kröest

"I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed."

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet

"Ah-oh, that feels better and now I need a shit."

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

"My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard."

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee

"Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea."

Oddly enough, they got kicked out in the end, so the last recording is from Gatwick


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