Upon 40 days
of Prayre and Fasting, with Purest Faithe and Calling unto the Gods...
- Clasp near thy rod of power (a.k.a. a telephone)
- Call forth for ye Spirits of Travelle and theire nefarious Agents
- Yea, state and visualize thy destination --thrice, for the Agents of
Travel to Comprhende Thee...
- Yea, Task them and overcome them in Ye Test of Wills
- SPEAKE THE WORDS OF POWER: VISA, MASTERCARD, AMEX
- Two weeks hence, take ye under New Moon to Clearing of the Travel
- Present Thyself in Trembling and Loathing to the Guardians of the Towers
of the North, East, South and West and Present to them the holy scroll of
the High Priestess: TICKET
- Pass ye surely through the Elemental Detector and its "Ever Alert" guardians
of Thy Safety (But not Thy Rights)
- Wait Until the Stars show, the wind blows and the new grass grows
- When your Gryphon of Metal arriveth (and, ha, craven fool, it arriveth
not when ye expect but only upon the winged beast's good and fickle pleasure),
board it and fly away.