Eve's Chat With God


"Lord, I have a problem."

"What's the problem Eve ?"

"I know that you created me and provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals; as well as that hilarious comedic snake, but I'm just not happy"

"And why is that Eve ?"

"Lord, I am lonely and I'm sick of apples."

"Well, Eve in that case I have a solution; I shall create a man for you."

"Man? What is that, Lord?"

"A flawed creature with many bad traits. He will lie, cheat and be vain. All in all, he'll give you a hard time. He will be bigger than you, and faster, and will like to hunt and kill things. He will look silly when he is aroused but, since you have been complaining, I will create him in such a way that he will satisfy your physical needs. He will be witless and revel in childish things like fighting and kicking balls about. He won't be too smart, so he will also need your advice to think properly."

"Sounds great" says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow, "but what is the catch, Lord?"

"Well, hmm... You can have him on one condition."

"And what's that, Lord?"

"He'll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. So you will have to let him believe I made him first. That will have to be our little secret... woman to woman."


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