Elvis and Godzilla


Could Godzilla, the King of Monsters, and Elvis, The King, be one and the same? You be the judge.

Attribute

Godzilla

Elvis

Nickname

King of Monsters King of Rock

Year Career Started

1954 1954

Species

Giant lizard Giant lounge lizard

Social Order

Hangs with freaks Had Michael Jackson for son-in-law

Famous Bug Battles

Fought giant caterpillar Mothra Outlasted the Beatles

Vocal Quirks

Terrible dubbing of his movies Never could lip-synch

Eating Habits

Would eat anything Would eat anything fried

Attire

Fat man in rubber suit Fat man in polyester suit

Crusades

Fought pollution in Godzilla vs. Smog Monster Absorbed all forms of pollution into his own body

Farewell

Has eaten the building Has eaten everything in the building

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