Some of you might be interested in learning how ADF
evaluates Groves and their members.
The following document, stolen from
the Fifth Vice Deputy ArchDruid should prove to be enlightening.
| ADF term |
Meaning |
| Exceptionally well qualified |
No major blunders to date |
| Active socially |
Drinks alot |
| Has socially active significant other |
S/He drinks too |
| Quick thinking |
Offers plausible excuses |
| Indifferent to instruction |
Knows more than the Dueffus |
| Resourceful |
Adept at hiding mistakes |
| Approaches different problems with zest |
Finds others to do the job |
| Expresses him/herself well |
Speaks English |
| Active recruiter for Grove |
Buys drinks for people |
| Excellent ritual leader |
Equal number of summonings and banishings |
| Good chant facilitator |
Has a loud voice |
| Remains at rituals as long as possible |
Has miserable home life |
| Keen sense of humor |
Knows lots of dirty jokes |
| Experienced with many different groups |
Gets kicked out of Groves often |
| Alert |
Hard to pin down on anything |
| A fine Druid of great value to ADF |
Usually can be talked into opening gates and
leading rituals |
| Even tempered |
Usually in bad mood |
| Highly reliable |
Usually shows up for ritual |
| Excellent record |
Have yet to prove anything against them |
| Thrifty |
Saves used but good candles |