Church Bulletins

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  • The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.

  • The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."

  • The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus."

  • Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.

  • The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.

  • Don't let worry kill you off - let the Church help.

  • Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.

  • For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.

  • Next Thursday there's a tryout for the choir - they need all the help they can get.

  • The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing: Break Forth Into Joy."

  • Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

  • At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"

  • Come early and listen to our choir practice.

  • Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.

  • Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.

  • Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

  • Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.

  • The church will host an evening of fine dining, super entertainment and gracious hostility.

  • Potluck supper Sunday at 5:00 PM -- prayer and medication to follow.

  • The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.

  • This evening at 7 PM there will be a hymn singing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.

  • The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.

  • Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.

  • The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

  • Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.

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