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The book would be called Windows to the Goddess.
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Iconology was be a major chapter.
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A revised edition would be released approximately every 6 months
without which your magick would no longer work.
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Your broom would crash at least once a week.
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Cauldrons would be called recycle bins.
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A Book of Shadows would be called the Folder of Magick.
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A free high speed connection spell would come with ever book.
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Ever now and then, your circle would collapse and you would have
to perform the reboot ritual to get it working.
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If you used the more powerful Magick Vista rituals, the above would
happen to all circles within a 5 mile radius.
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At least once a month, you would have to reinstall your spells into
your Folder of Magick.
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You would have to use a Start Ritual to exit your circle.
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Cake and wine would only be available after a sign from the Goddess
saying it was safe to do so.
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Every once and a while there would be a warning saying "You have
invited Typo Demons into your Spells. Please contact your local High
Priestess immediately."
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At the most inopportune times, the magick would be interrupted by
the "Blue Light of Death" and the ritual would have to be completely
restarted.
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When accused of stealing major parts of your ritual from Scottish
Tree Fruits of the Mac Intosh clan you deny it with great cries,
breast-beating, and counter-accusations -- while immediately sending
your acolytes to see what new fruit might have fallen from the Tree.