A Witch, a Christian, and a Zen Buddhist were all going to take a bath. Each one found, alas, that the bathwater was way too hot.

The Witch dumped a load of ice into her tub, and took a nice cold bath.

The Christian jumped right in and enjoyed a bit of martyrdom.

The Zen Buddhist simply lost his attachment to dirt.

-- Arual the Wyrd

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