Bad Attitude

Useful Things for Expressing a Bad Attitude When/As Needed

The way to a man's heart is through his sternum.

When I want your opinion,
I'll read it in your entrails.

He is your god.
They are your rules.
You burn in Hell!

As far as I can tell, the key purpose of government or
religion is to tell people how to use their genitalia.
The rest of it is implementation details.

I am trying to see things from your point of view,
but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

Don't worry if I bite your head off.
I'll spit it out later.

Real fishermen do not feel sorry for the bait, chum.

I have P-M-S and a G-U-N.
What was it you wanted to say?

My god carries a hammer.
Your God was nailed to a cross.
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