No Hair On It

by Robert Burns

Last night I wed a lady fair,
And wouldna ye believe me,
On her cunt there grows no hair,
That's the thing that grieves me.

It vexed me so,
It plagued me so,
It put me in a passion,
To think that I had wed a wife,
Whose cunt was out of fashion.

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