Cucumbers Are Better Than Men

A restless young lady from Phuket,
Developed a wonderful trend,
To purchase cucumbers for pleasure,
'Cause she found they were better than men.

   So line up for your cucumbers, ladies,
   They're selling for two bucks apiece,
   Your frustrated days are all over,
   'Cause cucumbers never get pissed.

In Asia they're eaten with chilis,
In Britain they're put between bread,
But in Phuket we use them as teddies,
'Cause we know that they'll never want head.


They'll never leave stains on the mattress,
They're happy to live in the fridge,
The loo seat is never left standing,
And I've never seen cucumber kids.


So watch out you mighty marauders,
You're not quite as great as you think,
There's no guarantee it will work again,
And we can't trade you in when it shrinks.


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